Mine was Disco Lady by Johnnie Taylor.
Uhhh… who’s he? LOL.
Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi. Hehe this site’s cool!
Mine was Hero by Mariah Carrey. Grool!
The Sign by Ace of Base. Wtf?
Another Day In Paradise - Phil Collins. OH FUCK YES.
How am I supposed to live without you - Michael Bolton
Vogue - Madonna. WHAOW
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.
Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to
M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.,
along with a 3x5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.”
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.
-Like ranch I dip
-I’m fresher than a Degree stick
-I look in the flames and see the hotter me
-Stand on my money, headbutt Yao Ming
-I’m so high I can vomit on a comet
-If you the shit then I’m sewerage
-I’m a shark in the water you just long john silver
-Take them shoes off yo teef and quit running yo mouf
-I’m rare like Mr.Clean with hair
-You think your fresh shit nigga I’m ripe