Burmuta
I wanna be better informed about politics but I feel like that’s impossible with all the lies being spread around. I can’t even get a grasp on my own opinion cause it’s such an effort to sort through the bullshit. Is this what everyone’s* really thinking when they say they don’t give a fuck about politics?
*Everyone = People in the same boat as me
Why the FUCK am I writing about this? Back to being ignorant/oblivious!!
“It all started on 5/16 with an ominous story about a “mysterious rash” at McArthur High School in Hollywood
that launched a HazMat investigation. Twleve students and two teachers were treated and released. The source of the rash remains unknown.Flashfoward
two days: HazMat crews were called in to Fort Lauderda…le-Hollywood International Airport to determine …the source of an “unknown chemical” that
sent five people to the hospital. Theories abound, but an exact cause was not confirmed.On 5/20, the first real sign of trouble: 41-year-old Dr. Zachary
Bird, was arrested by the Florida Highway Patrol near Orlando and charged with felony battery charges for spitting blood in a patrolman’s face. He was
also “extremely agitated and enraged,” and repeatedly banged his head on the patrol car’s plexiglass partition “until he bled.”A few days later, another
mystery rash was reported at yet another Broward County school. A HazMat team was once again called in to investigate, and once again left without any
concrete answers.The following day, a “disoriented” Canadian man was arrested aboard an American Airlines plane after he inexpicably attempted to rush
the cockpit. The plane had just landed in Miami.On Saturday, an unidentified homeless man had some 80% of his face bitten off by 31-year-old Rudy Eugene.
And here’s the bad news: Whatever’s happening in Florida appears to be spreading. The University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign tweeted the following the
following warning to its students last night: “Hazardous materials released at Institute for Genomic Biology. Escape area if safe to do so. Otherwise seek
shelter.”And in Hackensack, New Jersey, today, a man was rushed to the hospital after he reportedly cut out his own intestines and threw them at police
officers.Last week in downtown Miami, police officers drove up on a man of Haitian descent at a bus stop. The mad had the decapitated head of a woman next
to him, when cops tried to approach him he started to yell at them that he had to do it because the woman was the devil and then threw the head at police
officers.”
The apocalypse has BEGUN!!!!
thats a nice facebook status it was also nice on tumblr with 6,000 notes
lmao that face
